function randomQuote() {
	quotes = new Array(
		'I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme.',
		'This girl is gonna be amazing.',
		'They told me to pick up a little blue car. They didn\'t say anything about a little blue man.',
		'- Kirby! How are you?<br>- I\'m obsessed thank you very much.',
		'I\'m sexy, I\'m hot,<br>I\'m everything you\'re not!',
		'I love everything about you<br>that hurts.',
		'Dammit Neil!<br>The name is Nuwanda...',
		'Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don\'t f**k her, I\'ll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please! Matt! F**k her for me! For me!',
		'Some people fall in love.<br>I had to crash into it.',
		'Pick one... I got red,<br>I got green, I got yellow.',
		'You want like a name?<br>Oh, God, the pressure of a name...<br>I got it! Cinda-fuckin-rella!',
		'- You\'re late.<br>- You\'re stunning.<br>- You\'re forgiven.',
		'Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?',
		'Sex is like pizza. Even when it\'s bad, it\'s still pretty good.',
		'- What is a sex crime?<br>- Not gettin\' any!',
		'It\'s not the dress...<br>It\'s the way you see me.',
		'I\'m the idiot.<br>You\'re the screwup.<br>And we are all losers.',
		'I\'m trying to organize a prison break. I\'m looking for, like, an accomplice. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out?',
		'I saw his thingy!',
		'- I have to tell Corey I love her by 1.37.<br>- That\'s an excellent time.',
		'Did Doogie Houser just steal my f**king car?',
		'- How were Katie Holmes\' tits?<br>- You know the Holocaust?<br>- Yeah?<br>- Picture the opposite of that!',
		'Girls like that are born with a boyfriend.',
		'- So you\'re the little neighborhood Lolita.<br>- So you\'re the alcoholic high school buddy shit for brains.',
		'Talking about love is like dancing about architecture.',
		'This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?',
		'Two dollars!',
		'You break his heart, I break your face.',
		'- My grandmother told me,<br>when I grew up I\'d have big boobs.<br>- What happened?',
		'I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.',
		'I met her in a mall. I should have known our relationship was doomed.',
		'You\'re flunking English.<br>That\'s your mother tongue!',
		'Eight o\'clock? That\'s when I rearrange my sock drawer.',
		'That\'s why they call them \'crushes\'.<br>If they were easy they\'d call them something else.',
		'Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?',
		'- What does your parents do?<br>- They ignore me.',
		'You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.',
		'I\'m the idiot. You\'re the screwup. And we are all losers.'
	);
	
	return quotes[Math.floor(Math.random()*quotes.length)];
}

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